Honorary Computer Nerd

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Top Ten Uses for "Honorary Computer Nerd" pocket protector

Number 10: Actually use it to protect your pocket.
Number 9: Velcro it to monitor as a pen holder.
Number 8: Ash tray for use in non-smoking areas.
Number 7: Emergency cup at bottled water dispenser.
Number 6: Slip Cover for beeper.
Number 5: Software manual bookmark.
Number 4: Emergency mouse pad.
Number 3: Slide rule holster.
Number 2: Carrying case for pet goldfish.
And the number one use of the "Honorary Computer Nerd" pocket protector is as a:
Twinkie holder.

In a shameless attempt to promote our site, we are going to trade an "Honorary Computer Nerd" pocket protector for a link to the Virtual Reality Mall. This will only be available to the first 100 people who respond to this promotion. What you have to do is put the graphic logo above on your web page somewhere (that is verifiable) with a link back to http://www.vr-mall.com, cut and paste the form below and e-mail it to tweety@vr-mall.com so we can verify it, and send you the pocket protector. If you don't know how to snag the graphic logo above and create the link back to our site, you aren't "nerdy" enough to earn the pocket protector. This offer is limited to residents of the United States.

For Verification:
Web Page URL with link back to VR-Mall (Please include http://):

To Mail you the pocket protector:
Your Name:
Your Street Address:
Your City:
Your State:
Your Zip Code:

If you don't complete all of the information above, we can't send you a pocket protector.